North Korea, Best Korea!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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