I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Girls should come with a carfax report
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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