hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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