I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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