It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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