So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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