im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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