i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I supernannyed him into submission
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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