Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He felt like a one man threesome
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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