How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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