I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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