i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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