cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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