I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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