this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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