well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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