The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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