So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
