dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
