What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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