Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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