In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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