Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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