Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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