sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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