His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
There's always time for handjobs
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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