Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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