May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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