Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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