Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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