Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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