Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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