Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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