Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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