It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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