no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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