We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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