At least make sure they are 18
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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