Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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