Don't you send me to vm
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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