the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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