Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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