Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?