I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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