she woke up with a sticky ear
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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