i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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