She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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