Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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