I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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