So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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