i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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