its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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