I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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