He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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