C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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