i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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