what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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